THE CANDLE TIMES
All The Candle News That's Unfit To Print

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INDEX OF ARTICLES

ALIEN CANDLE FOUND ORBITING MARS

ALIEN CANDLE ATTACKS CAT

STONEHENGE MYSTERY REVEALED

ALIENS INVADE WASHINGTON, DC !!

TERMINATOR CANDLE ATTACKS CANDLEMAKER

NEW CANDLE LABELING RECOMMENDED BY EXPERT

ALIEN CANDLE ATTEMPTS TO STOP CHRISTMAS!

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